1. Boys, can we please stop being so wild?
|This wild child belongs to me.|
2. Oh, are we finished eating? (Said after watching The Managing Partner throw his entire plate of food on the floor.)
3. Are you trying to hurt your brother?
|Courtesy Aislinn Ritchie, Flickr|
4. Can mommy please have 5 minutes to get dressed?
5. Can we please keep our hands to ourselves?
6. What's going OOOOOOoooooon? (Yelling from the other side of the house after screeching and crying begins in stereo).
7. What are you doing!!!? (Any number of things that only small children can muster the creativity to conjure up.)
|Courtesy Nicholas Carey/Flickr|
8. REALLY guys? Really? (Yes, really.)
9. Do you have a poop in there?
10. Can you please just do what I ask you to do, just this once? Please?